Okay, I was going to say “on your husband,” but that would give you a totally false impression and use a misleading title purely for the sake of humor, which I would never be wont to do. But that said, this is how to cheat on your husband, leading him to believe that you actually care about weight loss.
- Every morning, move the bathroom scale a bit out of its place so it looks like you actually stepped on it and might even care what it says.
- When you just have to get those Trader Joe’s Joe Joes, buy 2 boxes. Every time you eat 3 cookies, you can take 2 out of the hidden box to replace in the carton on the counter. That way it will always look like you just had 1 at a time.
- When you go and share…
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